Valentine’s Day Specials

In keeping with all the fluff and romance around me today, here’s a few good ones I got on email…… These are entries to a competition from Washington Post……

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “Go To Hell”.