I came across some SuperModel something or the other on Zee Cafe the other night (alright, I don’t normally do this – I am just standing in for Uma till she gets her laptop and blog back in place) – and found various people gushing about Ujjwala Raut, “middle-class Maharashtrian home”, “the only Indian model… international modelling scene”, “she makes use of her length very well” etc etc – yes, really, length. And I found Ujjwala Raut gushing about Ujjwala Raut too. And her baby. Many pictures of ideal-mom-with-chubby-baby later, cut back to Ujjwala (oh, only first names please, as the gushers would say) – oh, she is such a cute baby. So far so good.
And then she says, my life has become busier since she came blah blah blah. But I like spending time with her blaah blah blah. She is really a low maintenance baby.
Gasp! Imagine that – a cute baby. And low maintenance at that.
I wonder how she went about ordering for one – oh, I’ll take that baby please – she is so cute. But what did you say – high maintenance? I don’t have the time. I’ll take the other one then – the low maintenance one… Just make the service contract…
And oh, she also did mention that she wanted to give something back to her country “which has done so much for me” – and that would be, I want to be a normal person in my country, not some kind of some diva that people look up to. Ok, whatever. One more normal person will not hurt the country, I guess….
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Low maintenance baby? Now there is a queue of eager parents outside Ujjala’s house no doubt wanting to know the secrets of low maintenance…maybe 1nappy change a month? and what kind of mileage I wonder…how far does one feed take the baby? LOL
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“low maintenance baby”….lol…good observation and great sarcasm makes ur blog a great read
haha Great read! What exactly is a low-maintainence baby anyway? I’m thinking it’s one who actually sleeps through the night.
Ha ha …sarcasm eh?
“low maintenance babyâ€â€¦.lol…good observation and great sarcasm makes ur blog a great read
Low Maintenance baby is in deed one who is healthy, sleeps well, eats well, travels well, and does not cry most of the time, if you are a mother or a Papa you would understand the meaning of Low Maintenance baby….. ok, in a world of high maintenance girls ” Ksha is Low Maintenance”
Proud Father