And other such earth-shattering questions now answered.
Presenting *thunder* the novel technique of Navamsa Navamsam that enables you to know more about the horoscopic influences of the 12 Rasis and it helps you to acquire wealth and welfare. *lightning clap clap*
Says this bright yellow sheet of paper thrust into my hands by the grumpy Tamil owner of world famous (only in Vashi, of course) Shri Valli Traders, just as I was making a quick exit after buying my usual quota of morning upper, the filter kaapi powder.
Apart from the fundamental where-do-I-stand-vis-a-vis-god question, here are others which keep many of us awake most nights, to which the novel technique of NN provides answers along with horoscopical impacts.
Presented here pure and unedited –
– The ‘lagnapalan’ which determines your destiny
– Monetary prospects, family set up, education higher education prospects
– Sibling relationship its merit, demerit Artistic achievement, your ultimate success
– Government posts, Title – (or) Accident, Jail, Longivity details
– Are you lucky enough to enjoy paternal support and inheritance?
– Industrial progress, foreign trip, jewellery, prosperous and prestigous lifestyle prospects
– Desirable Investment option – God, Real estate shares, Bank deposit, Insurane, lottery, cinema, politics
– Prospect for pilgremege to holy places, retirement life with family or in elders home, chronic illness – operation – Death in nursing home – exhorbitant medical expenditure related doubts
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Is it just me or do you find the idea of someone consulting a horoscopical expert with a question like “tell me about Death in a nursing home” very disturbing?
And why this Government posts, title (or) Accident, jail, longivity all in the same line? There is a deeper message in this. I am just too sleepy to figure out what it is.
Then of course, about God being a Desirable Investment option, that must be entirely dependent on whether god is your friend or foe, I am sure.
I now leave you to ponder over this. Come back same place, same time tomorrow if you are eager to know my horoscopical impacts. And if you ask me nicely, I will give Pandit Gurunath B.A.’s phone number too.
This is simply awesome! I am now left wondering if I should invest in God or insurance so that death in a hospital is not such an exorbitant affair…
I’m guessing God would be a long-term investment option. Of course, one wouldn’t need it if one enjoyed the good fortune of enjoying paternal support and inheritance. hee hee!
So…..what exactly are my own “Prospect for pilgremege to holy places, retirement life with family or in elders home”??
I really would like to know……since I hope I don’t have to retire for at least some 30 years, nor do I think I would fit in to an elders home, and as for a “pilgremege”….:-)
God always..ways..ways the best investment option…no wonder, Tirupati, Puttaparti, Shirdi….
Vatican, Mecca..all enjoy the bull run.Gosh Ru, what ammunition you got with that Kaapi
powder…mind blasting..!
people, I don’t think you are taking this seriously enough. Just remember, if god is indeed your foe, there go all chances of making long term investments in god. and you, sunil can foget about pilgremege. as for me personally, lottery, cinema, politics – all highly godless areas is where my long term investment is headed.
If Pandit Gurunath would say all this in Tamil (or whatever language he constructs his categories in), what would this word God say? Does he simply mean invest in the ‘non-material’ as opposed to the material? In the cultural chasm that we find ourselves in – between languages and categories and modes of analysis that we have learned only to repeat from European settings, but not to understand and relate to our experiences – are we simply expressing how alienated we are from the tools of relating to and shaping our experiences? What astrology is – is it a tool for making sense of the uncertain world of our experiences and a symbolic basis for conversation? – is not investigated. It is simply devalued – perhaps because it does not fit into the categories that we are told (accepted/) we should think within?